The Top-10 Most Ridiculously Awesome Guitar Christmas Gift Ideas

Ho-ho-hold the pick, fellow string-slingers! It’s that time of the year when our stockings are hung by the amp with care, in hopes that St. Hendrix soon would be there. If you’re looking to add a little six-string strangeness under the tree, you’ve strummed the right chord. Here’s our list of the 10 most ridiculously awesome guitar Christmas gift ideas to surprise the guitarist who has everything (because let’s face it, they probably don’t have these).

1. Guitar Whiskey & Wine Decanter – The Guitar Whiskey Decanter is an exquisite choice for music and whiskey enthusiasts alike. This handcrafted 1000ml decanter, shaped like an acoustic guitar, is perfect for displaying and enjoying your favorite spirits. It comes with two 10oz whiskey glasses, adorned with guitar pick handles, adding elegance to your bar or coffee table.
2. Guitar Pick Punch – For the guitarist who’s always losing picks, why not give them the gift of endless supply? This punch turns old credit cards into picks. Bonus points if the card has a picture of a guitar on it. Recycling has never been so… musical.
3. Inflatable Guitar Float – Know a guitarist who likes to shred solos poolside? The inflatable guitar float is for those dreaming of a wet Christmas. It’s the perfect combo of splash and flash, just keep it away from the stage pyrotechnics.
4. Bamboo Guitar Cutting Board – The Guitar Cutting Board is a unique and functional addition for music lovers who enjoy cooking or entertaining. Its design includes a bottom lip, perfect for catching food and juices, enhancing its practicality. This cutting board not only serves as a useful kitchen tool but also adds a rockstar vibe to your culinary presentation, making it a great choice for both everyday use and special occasions.
5. Guitar Neck Shaped Kitchen Cooking Utensil Set –  This 4-piece set of Bamboo Guitar Neck Shaped Kitchen Utensils is an ideal gift for musicians, combining functionality with a rock-themed design. The set includes a spoon, fork, and two spatulas, all safe for use on non-stick cookware. The set comes in a cleverly designed box that resembles a guitar case, adding a special touch for gifting.
6. Six-String Toilet Seat – For the potty-trained rocker, this toilet seat adorned with a guitar image is perfect for composing those… longer solos. Just don’t expect an audience.
7. Guitar Neck Tie – For the office shredder, this tie is fretted for success. It won’t help you nail that promotion, but you’ll look sharp while trying.
8. Marshall Amp Mini Fridge – Cold beverages and hot licks go hand in hand. Keep your drinks cool in this mini fridge disguised as a Marshall stack. Just don’t plug your guitar into it.
9. Chord-Changing Stamp – For the songwriter who’s always scribbling down song ideas, this stamp lets you create chord diagrams on the fly. Warning: does not improve songwriting ability.
10. Guitar Ice Tray and Stirrers – The COOL JAZZ ice tray by Genuine Fred is a unique and entertaining way to chill drinks. It features stir sticks that resemble guitar arms, which, when frozen, create a complete guitar shape in your beverage. Made of food-safe silicone, this tray is perfect for jazzing up your drinks at music-themed parties or gatherings. It’s an ideal gift for music lovers, guitar players, or anyone who enjoys a fun twist on their cocktails and comes in a colorful box suitable for gifting.

Now, we know what you’re thinking: “These gifts are absurd!” But aren’t the best gifts the ones that bring a smile to our faces? Imagine the look on your guitarist friend’s face when they unwrap a guitar-shaped toilet seat. You’ll be the legend who gave them something more memorable than yet another set of strings or a capo.

Let’s face it, guitarists are a quirky bunch. We spend hours making faces at a mirror to perfect our stage look, we name our guitars, and we think playing an E minor chord over and over again is a perfectly reasonable way to spend an afternoon. So why not celebrate our eccentricity with gifts that strum the same chord?

So there you have it, folks – the 10 most ridiculously awesome guitar Christmas gift ideas. Whether you’re shopping for a budding strummer or a grizzled picker, these gifts are sure to add a little extra harmony to their holiday season.

Just remember, the best gift you can give any guitarist is the gift of music. So, include a heartfelt note with your goofy gadget. Something like, “May your riffs be merry, and your licks be bright.” Because in the end, it’s not what’s under the tree that matters, but the music in the air.

Rock on!